Jay Del Rey 🍒

saladsaladnovski:

uniondead:

saladsaladnovski:

saladsaladnovski:

if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you

great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other people!!!!”

my dad was an auto mechanic and he once sneaked over in the dead of night and welded a fresh muffler onto the mazda of the local Sound Bully

your dad was a hero

blondedbabyy-deactivated2020031:

ruinedchildhood:

tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

homo-nerd-grizz:

elreyputo:

homo-nerd-grizz:

hilariousgrindr:

They are like 5 dollars sis

SOME OF US DON’T HAVE $5

(Source: hilariousgrindr)

I never really upload my selfies to tumblr but I wanna see if this particular pic of me taking a walk will get some attention lol I was feeling myself

superlova:

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,